Written by George "Jay" Spurling

Walkin' down the street after a couple of beers (alt=after smokin' some grass) slipped on sumthin' and landed on my rear (alt=ass) Now I'm sittin' 'round the house, I got a broke leg, If it don't mend soon I'll hafta go out an' beg

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Got them broke leg blues, got them ol' broke leg blues I'm feelin' blue from my head down to my shoes, I'm so sick with these broke leg blues

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Can't get no work can't collect me no pay, if I don't satisfy the landlord ain't gonna have no place to stay

Can't run, can't walk you know I can't even drive, can't go no place at all I don't know how I will survive

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Called up the doctor just the other day, he said "Son I just can't help ya if ya got no way to pay" Ran out of pain pills ain't got no Tylenol, drank up all my liquor I can't get no relief at all

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Now you know my story, it's sad but it's true, and all that I can say is "Don't let it happen to you." An' if ya get drunk,(alt=high) an' walk down the street...jus' remember to mind where you put your feet!

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