Written by George "Jay" Spurling

Chorus:

The Inns of Valorn are all merry! The Inns of Valorn are devine!

If I did not need sa much plat fer me ale, I'd stay in the Inns all th' time!

The Inn in Milltown is famous, and it is often agreed....

If ye go to Milltown ye bring yer own ale....'cause all that they sell there is Mead!

Now th' Dundee Inn is th' Dundee Inn, who can say anythin' more?

If ye drink too much ale at th' ol' Dundee Inn...stay away from th' hole in th' floor!

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Shugarts is one o' me favorites, a fine view of Kilican there.

Me bon'mate found me an' another lass drinkin'....an' she pitched me right down Shugarts' stair!

Now Gretta and Whitebeard sell potions...No drinks have they fer sale.....

But don't ye fret...don't ye worry me friend...'cause Lukass an' Snithe sell ale!

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In Fartown ye shall find Roland, and how that man loves to talk!

Me I just sit back an' listen...while sampling Rolands fine stock!

Th' Last Chance is at Aldwythes Landin'...Talyas th' Innkeeper there.

Th' crowd looks rough an' ready, if ye go there ye'd better beware!

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On Kilican ye can find two Inns! Oraush keeps his mighty fine.

Ale is all that Oraush sells...but in th' restaurant ye kin sip wine!

Th' Inn of Questionable Quality.....on th' East side o' Kilican sits.

Gunwalls Morgan sells his Pirate Ale there...Watch out fer th' monkey he kicks!

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There's one other place I should mention...'tis not really an Inn at all.....

'tis Cerbies grill an' we drink there still, 'cause th' Ale Mugs are frosty and tall!

Cerbie serves up a strange menu....Wil is th' grillkeeper there......

If ye like Giant Ant Legs or Roast Headless Hen....I'm sure ye'll like Cerbies fine fare!

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This song was written for the online role playing game The Dark Grimoire under the pseudonym "Andy Feenix" All rights reserved.